Archived News
5.20.01 | News and other crap of
the sort
The Commoner's website will not be updated
for the next week or two. Everyone in here has finals and other
nonsensical hubbabub to worry about. Therefore, no one will probably
have any free time to start a new poll, put up any new articles, or put
any news up. The week after that, ÜberMike will probably be cooped up
in a little hole in his house playing computer games 24/7 - therefore
abandoning all responsibilities and other necessities such as eating,
bathing, sleeping, etc. etc. But after that, we'll be back to schedule
here...In case you haven't already found out yet, Friedman's website, Nifty
Inc. is no more (even though the link still works). Instead, you
will be forwarded to his new and improved website T-Minus.
He found out a little while ago that it was illegal to put a copyright
on something that is not legally copyrighted (oops). So now he has
changed from Nifty Inc. into T-Minus. Be sure to check it out. Also, we
will probably be uploading all of the files that makes up the Commoner's
website onto Friedman's server. So basically we'll be backing this place
up with a mirror site (most likely The
Commoner's at T-Minus - don't click that yet, it doesn't work). And
we could even have a third mirror site on Mr. E's server! Not that it
matters anyways, because we never have that much traffic coming through
here. But maybe there will be that one day when Tripod's servers just
die on us and the world ends. Where are you going to read up on the
latest Commoner's news? Why at T-Minus
& the Mike is Game website
of course!
5.11.01 | News and other crap
It turns out that ÜberMike's Music
Midtown pictures were utterly horrible. Everything is pitch black - even
the pictures that were taken during the afternoon. Also, it should have
come to no surprise that he wouldn't be able to get any shots of Bob
Dylan or Patti Smith standing far far away. About the only good pictures
in the bunch are a pic of Patti Smith on the big screen at the 96 Rock
Stage, and a pic of Robby flicking off the camera as Ernest Everhard
stands in the background. However, if you want to see about 25 pics of a
bunch of potheads dancing around & wincing at the flash of
ÜberMike's camera, just ask...Friedman has written a new article - has
it almost been a month since we've written one?! Check it out to see
what he thinks of 'Robo-Dogs'.
5.10.01 | The Daphne Blake
Conversation
Well, apparently the Daphne Blake
conversation that we posted as the quote of the day has spawned more
talk and rabble about sex with cartoon characters. Check out the message
board for a thread about this subject in which Friedman claims to
have the real version of the conversation. Also, check out the new
poll question - "If you were a cartoon, would you have sex
with Daphne Blake?" If you respond with the choice 'I prefer
Scooby', we probably have a good idea of who you are. *cough* Friedman
*cough*... Also, I wonder what Cool Papa Bell (Scooby Doo expert
formerly going by the pseudonym 'Daphne Blake') has to say about this.
5.8.01 | More Comics by Mr. E
Yes, me, Mr. E has brought you more
comics. I've asked around a little, and some people either love it or
hate it, most people seem to think it's pointless and very stupid, I
agree. =) Well, If you like pointless stuff, then go and see it..
and of course, remember, the whole site is probably pretty pointless. Go
to the comic
page here.
5.5.01 | Music Midtown
Reviews of the performances of Music
Midtown on Friday will be posted soon. The pix that ÜberMike took are
getting developed, and as soon as they come back, the pictures, as well
as an article, will be posted. If you went to Music Midtown and want to
share your experiences of what you saw there, just email us or leave
something on the message boards.
Friedman and Pratik saw:
- Our Lady Peace
- The Offspring
- (about 30 min. of) Bob Dylan
Mike, Al, and Robby saw:
- Talib Kweli
- Patti Smith
- (about 1 hour & 45 min. of) Bob Dylan
5.3.01
| New Crap
Mr. E has added a new comic
page, which is listed on the media
page, with one comic strip on it, and he added the word 'krausify' on
the lexicon.
(Ed. note: Damn good comix from Mr. E in the
tradition of "Dilbert", "Get Fuzzy", "Rhymes
with Orange", "The Lockhorns", "The Boondocks",
and "Robotman". Don't even pretend like you don't read the
comix...)
5.2.01 | News, rumors, and other
crap
There is a new poll to vote for on the Speak up
page. Tell us what you think of the idea of 'fish on a stick'...The two
new members of the Commoner's Newsletter should be joining soon, and
their member pages will be posted... Also, if all goes well, the Hip Hop
Club and Amnesty sponsored Fundraiser should take place in the next two
week. Be on the lookout for more details.
4.29.01 | Site changes
If you have looked at the counter at the
bottom of the main page of the Commoner's, you will probably see a huge
spike jump in the number of visitors. Don't be alarmed or think that we
are just adding arbitrary numbers. We have changed the counter from a
'visit counter', which increments only once when a visitor comes to the
page, to a 'hit counter', which increments one every time a page in the
website is accessed. This change is mainly just so I can see which
page(s) on the Commoner's is most popular and try to update that more
often...Also, we now have an official
Commoner's Radio web page. Go there to learn more. The radio
broadcast has been changed from a 'live broadcast' to the 'basic
broadcast'. Now you can listen to it 24/7. On the Commoner's Radio info
page, we have listed ways to listen to Commoner's Radio & have also
put up the current playlist. Visit the Media
page to learn more.
4.27.01 | Rumors, new members,
news, and other
crap
Well, the fundraiser between the Hip Hop
Club and Amnesty International has hit a rut (for the moment). We cannot
proceed any further until we resolve one issue - lyric content. Until we
resolve this crucial and hotly debated issue, we have to put the project
on ice. More updates will be provided later. In the meantime, visit the
official Hip Hop webpage
that Ernest Everhard made...2 new member pages have been added - the
Archbishop's and ~Kain~'s.
Also, 2 new people are planning on becoming Commoner's members. That
should bring the total count up to 12 if I'm not mistaken. We've made
some nice progress...The message boards have finally been used somewhat.
Right now, a current thread has been dedicated to music. Go start your
own or add your own comments to the music thread...A new word has been
added to the Commoner's Lexicon - "archaeologize." Why don't
you go and archaeologize the meaning of that word?"
4.25.01 | Rumors
Rumors are floating around Walton that
something big is about to happen. In all of Walton High School history,
nothing like this has been attempted. Together, the Walton HS Amnesty
International Student Group is going to team up with the Hip Hop Club
and bring to Walton the first annual Freestyle (rapping) and break
dancing contest. (Basically, the equivalent of a charity rock concert.)
Partial proceeds will benefit AI, and the rest going to the HHC. Stay on
the lookout for more details and be sure to check out for info being
released on this website, the Walton
High School website, the Hip Hop Club website (still in
construction), school, the morning announcements, AI, and HHC meetings.
More rumors will be leaked during the next two weeks.
4.23.01 | New poll
There is a new poll on the Speak up
page for you to participate in. If you went to the Walton Senior Prom on
Saturday at the Galleria or want to pretend like you did, be sure to
check it out. Remember, vote only once a day!
4.21.01 | New Article
ÜberMike as written a new article
proclaiming why he and Greg Leo deserve to be co-historians again for
Academic Bowl (although it's a bit late now to vote) and why, contrary
to popular belief, they are not that lazy.
4.20.01 | New feature &
article
Take a look above. That is our 'quote of
the day'. Every day it will change and a new one will appear. It will be
a permanent fixture on this page, so check back to see if a new one has
appeared. If you would like to send your own, or your favorite quote,
email us, and we'll put it in the queue to be put on the page...ÜberMike
has written a new article discussing the short but great career of the
underground ska/punk band Choking Victim. See how you too can have fun
with choking victims!
4.18.01 | News
Greg is planning on printing up the
Commoner's Newsletter within the next two days. It will be the last time
that the Commoner's Newsletter is printed in paper form this year. He is
planning on making around 100 copies and is planned to rival the
Centurion in readers. If you want to have your article put in the next
addition, please email us at thecommoners@lycos.com
and we will see if we can get your article in by the deadline. Since
there will be so many copies, you will have no excuse for not reading
the Commoner's Newsletter!
4.18.01 | New articles
We have 4 new articles. Cool Papa Bell
(formerly going by the name "Daphne Blake") has written a
biting satire on the way kids think and feel nowadays. ÜberMike has
written two more crap articles that serve no other purpose than wiping
your butt for; and we have a submitted article from David A. that
alludes to many things (see if you can look deeper into the story).
4.17.01 | News & New Members
The Commoner's Newsletter website has a
new feel, texture, and look. It took a couple of days, but now the
website is up and running. Most of the changes are minor and deal with
the layout of the page, but have fun and peruse the site carefully.
Along with the new website design, we have a new Commoner's member. You
may remember Kain from other articles that he has written for us in the
past. It is only logical that he would want to join the Commoner's Crew.
A good way to start off a new dawn of TCN.